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posted by admin on May 7

Morty asked:

Not strictly a joke but I just made this up. What do you think (star if you like! :) ).

As I turn on my work PC
I know what I should do
Some programming in C++
or maybe something new?

No you shouldn’t said my brain
Why not my friend said I
Because you have to waste more time
Your skills need not apply.

What should I do instead said I
Surf the internet?
Shall I go and have a chat
or down cola for a bet?

I could go to a strip club
and watch the flirty dancers?
Or sit down at my new PC
reading Yahoo Answers.
OK how about I replace the last 2 verses with

What should I do instead said I
Surf the internet?
Shall I go and have a chat
or flirt with that brunette?

I could go to reception
and argue with the bouncers
Or sit down at my new PC
reading Yahoo Answers.